April 25 2010
Dear Buffalo Sabres,
Please don't take a lead into the third period and collapse like you've done two times already this series.
Sincerely,
-Jason
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April 25 2010
Dear Tim Connolly,
Please don't skate around with the puck and lose it to the other team, and please don't break. I appreciate your understanding.
Sincerely,
-Jason
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April 25 2010
Dear Hockey Gods,
I would very much appreciate it if you did not hate Buffalo on Monday, after all Satan is playing for the Bruins. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
-Jason
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April 25 2010
Dear Satan,
I understand you may still have some hard feelings from your time in Buffalo, and not being re-signed a couple years ago. However I urge you to look past that, as you just won the Cup with the Penguins last year. I know this letter probably won't do anything to stop your need to destroy our team since you are Satan, but I wanted to try anyways.
Sincerely,
-Jason
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April 25 2010
Dear Chara,
Please don't be a big oaffey douche Monday. I know that's not a real word, but just don't be one, you know what I mean. Thank you.
Sincerely,
-Jason
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April 25 2010
Dear Milan Lucic,
No. Just no.
Sincerely,
-Jason
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hope you all had good weekends.
Comments (3)
Hahaha. This is a funny post, even for someone like me who knows very little about hockey.
It's especially funny that there is a player named Satan.
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April 25, 2010 11:26 PM
Posted on April 25, 2010 23:26
haha, love this post!
Dear Buffalo Sabres,
To watch the game, I've decided to sacrifice some sleep tonight and finish my paper early. Please make it all worth it.
Sincerely,
Florence
Dear Ryan Miller,
Knowing that I'll still love you no matter what is not an excuse for letting the Bruins score, especially in the third period. Please don't break my heart.
Love,
Florence
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April 26, 2010 12:40 AM
Posted on April 26, 2010 00:40
I love the letters. Valiant effort, even though it didn't work this time. Next year.
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April 29, 2010 3:13 PM
Posted on April 29, 2010 15:13